
Now that's a coffee - taken at a Canmore, AB coffeehouse last summer
This is cross-posted from my other blog, FibroDAZE, http://www.bignoise-enterprises.com/blog/2010/03/07/abomination/and originally written March, 2010 and entitled “Black Coffee and Other Abominations.”
The Fat Nutritionist http://www.fatnutritionist.com/ is a blog I read. Her tag line is “eating normally is the new black.” I am so down with that. Death to Diets I say! Anyways, her post “Get Out of Jail Free Cards” http://www.fatnutritionist.com/index.php/get-out-of-jail-free-cards/ talks about “largely irrelevant” food labeling. It began with a treatise on coffee and “Canadian style wussy coffee”; that is coffee with cream and sugar. There was a brief introduction which contained a very funny line:
black coffee is an abomination unto the Lord and shall not defile this house
After I finished laughing, made an appropriate comment on her blog about how much we in this house agree with that statement, I started thinking. What other food and/or beverage items are, in our household, “an abomination unto the Lord and shall not defile this house?” I came up with the following list. Note: there’s a bit of a legend:
* = husband’s abominations
*** = my abominations
(no *’s at all means we both agree that these items shall never, ever defile our house.)
List of Foods – Not Exhaustive, although I’m a bit tired after typing now.
- ***Processed cheese in a jar — my husband says it “adds personality.” I say it’s one step from being plastic.
- Anything with the word “bean” attached to it [i.e. green beans, lima beans, kidney beans, et al.], with the exception of “coffee bean”
- Pork Sausage (possible exception: Mennonite Sausage. Good Mennonite Sausage that is)
- Traditional Christmas Pudding – We do however enjoy this Christmas pudding: http://www.cranberrycreek.com/ and stock up every year when they come out to our craft fair.
- *Cottage Cheese (exception: Lasagna)
- Caviar/Tapioca – eerily similar, visually, don’t you think?
- Anything with the word “blood” in it i.e. blood pudding, blood sausage.
- *Pumpkin Pie — Last year my sister in law
generously made had the nerve to serve apple and cherry pies at her Christmas dinner. It’s one of the very few times of the year I can eat pumpkin pie so I was a tad miffed. (I know, I know, there are people starving in Africa, this is hardly a blip on the radar.)